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搞笑英文版:2017年新年愿望

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Check out these funny and innovative New Year's Resolutions! Enjoy these and make some for yourself...Surely you will enjoy!!

Just for today, I will not sit in my living room all day in my nightdress. Instead, I will move my computer into the bedroom.

我决定今天不再穿着睡衣在客厅里宅一天,我要把电脑搬到卧室去。

I will no longer waste my time relieving the past, instead I will spend it worrying about the future.

我不会再把时间浪费在反省过去上,我要把它们用来担心未来。

I will not bore my boss by with the same excuse for taking leaves. I will think of some more excuses.

我不会再用那些借口跟老板请假了,我要想一些新的理由。

I will do less laundry and use more deodorant.

新年里,我要减少洗衣服的次数,多用除臭剂。

I will avoid taking a bath whenever possible and conserve more water.

我要尽可能避免洗澡,节省水资源。2017年新年愿望

Assure my lawyer that I will never again show up drunk at a custody hearing.

向我的律师保证,再也不会喝醉了上拘留所。

I will give up chocolates totally. 100%. Completely. Honestly....

我要戒掉巧克力,完全地,绝对地,彻底地……

I will try to figure out why I *really* need nine e-mail addresses.

我要弄清楚为什么我会有9个电子邮箱。

I will stop sending e-mails to my wife (husband).

我不再给我的老公(老婆)写电子邮件了。

I resolve to work with neglected children -- my own.

我要和那个不争气的孩子——我自己,一起加油。

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